18 January 2009

Bombarded with Bad News?

Bombarded with Bad News?

         I have been bombarded with bad news on TV and radio, the internet and print media to where it seemed that the collapse of the American economy and the social order were inevitable. So I took steps to handle this and I'm pleased to pass these along to you.

         First, stop checking on the stock market.

         Next, no more news on TV, radio, the internet or in print.

         Read a book. Watch a movie.

         I predict you'll feel better in a couple of days. As soon as you observe that you are feeling better, notice that America is the most affluent country in the world with one of the highest standards of living and that our national wealth goes up a little and goes down a little but it's still here.

         When you notice the sun is shining outside and you feel like reaching out for more business, please give me a call or send me an email and let's come up with a campaign to get your product or service on page one of Google search results. 

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Take care, be well, have fun,

Tom Jacoby
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1 comment:

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